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Weird things. I have a kid. Not really.

A while back, we (well, YOU played) played FF14. You decided to call the character you spent ages on making our kid LOL. So by extension, we both became parents of some virtual .. being? I managed to find his profile on the FF14 website.

Unfortunately, Valley is locked in the middle of a custody battle. Nonetheless, look at those stats! He has 16 piety! What the hell does that even mean? LOL. I never actually got to play the game, so yeah — this was the thing that was created on my account and played with by you-know-who.